It's always a little strange when I encounter small children who are smarter than their parents.
Speaking of which, the copier is smarter than the last guy who tried to use it.

Late in my Online Reference Shift:

I've answered questions on cerebral palsy, ladybug species, and found pictures of Hawaiian volcanoes. Of the twelve librarians on call right now I have answered three of the six questions. Some people are not pulling their weight. Ahem.