In the Morning:

Well, the books on race discrimition would be over there, and the books on sex discrimination would be over here-- "But I want a section with all of them. And a book by the five human rights by the Supreme Court. You think they wrote a book, a fun book like that, during recess?"

And how do you explain that a patron's files were too large to attach to an MSN mail message, when he doesn't speak a word of English?