Thursday, November 08, 2007

Willa Catheter??

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

In the Afternoon

Don't run! And turn off your cell!
You can run, but you can't hide, by Duane "Dog" Chapman with Laura Morton.
Somebody left their hat.
Yes ma'am, a card with from that library is good here.
She asks for books on herbal treatments for asthma by saying "I need books on health issues."
He seems a little surprised that Rush Hour 3 and Spiderman 3 both have waiting lists. "Well, what movies DO you have?"
Do we have online tests?
Sorry, sir, you can't hand out church flyers here.
The computer classes were booked up weeks ago, ma'am (she is not listening).
Suddenly there are three of us on desk.
"They guy with long hair ... Is he here?"
Copier advice.
He wants a couple dozen books and videos by David Icke, and to renew a dozen more he had already ILL'ed. Our new Librarian Q tells me that our would leaders are dinosaurs.
Circuit Breaker forms.
"Say hi to the nice librarians." "No!"
Office 07 CD-ROM guides.
How to make a computer reservation.
Half of a yellow sun and Purple Hibiscus, by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.
She doesn't want the computer class she's signing up for, she doesn't even know what it's for, but it's the only one open.
Valiant, by Holly Black.

Kid: "Where does the library get its money?"
Me: "We steal it."
Mother: "Don't listen to him."
Me: "It's true! We rob banks."
Mother: "Don't listen to him."