In the Evening:

Twitter seems to be down.
"You got any history movies? ... You know, civil rights movement or slavery?"
Don't run!
I don't know why they transferred you here, sir. We don't renew items.
OCD
Yep, we have WIFI.
The so-called "stimulus" forms.
DVD loan policy.
I swear that patron looks just like Popeye's dad Pappy.
Encyclopedias are over there, kid.
A whole bunch of ILLs by Brenda Jackson.
Stuck paper in the printer.
It wants your email address, ma'am. "I don't have one."
Lots and lots of printer advice.
Don't run, dammit!
The catcher in the rye, by J. D. Salinger.
Transfer pricing.
A patron wants How to win friends and influence people but hangs up before Librarian P can get his name.
The hollow, by Nora Roberts.
Printer advice.
Men's tailoring.
Other stuff.