Let's see,

My yearly evaluation session was going remarkably well until I tried to be helpful and install anti-spyware software on my boss's computer, and messed it up.

And a patron who's about to lose his document in a computer crash calls it "discrimination. "

And a mother who wants a book explaining Lord of the Rings for her daughter. "It's full of symbolism," she insists.

Otherwise it's a pretty good Friday.